i just wanna eat tasty food and be nice to people and pet cats right now goddamn

  • boyfriend j: why do you look so good in stripes??
  • me: cause i'm emo
  • boyfriend j: ...
  • me: or maybe just french
  • boyfriend j: you're fremo
  • boyfriend j: no
  • boyfriend j: you're BMO
  • in unison: BMO!!!!!!!!!

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Bumblebees. Olympia, WA

every time i see a bumblebee i think about my sister walking by the rhododendron in the front yard of our childhood home, which was at this particular time filled with bumblebees, and saying to them “hello friends”

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Kesha tattooed a “C” on her foot for Conan

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aseaofquotes:

Francine Prose, Goldengrove

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Francine Prose, Goldengrove

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Anonymous asked: i seriously hate you so fucking much like i want to fucking punch you in your throat you dumb cunt seriuosly go fuck yoursefl with a butchers knife bitch

baenewsbears:

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thank you for bringing this gif into my life

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

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Many people say, “I need rules in my relationship,” but when they are asked why, it quickly becomes obvious that what they need is actually something else. It is usually something like security or stability, a sense of empowerment, predictability, or safety. Those are all reasonable needs. What’s not obvious is that it’s possible to have those things without rules. — Franklin Veaux, More Than Two

I was tagged by notfromthistimeline

Always post the rules:

Answer 11 questions and ask 11 more. Tag 11 people. Tell them you tagged them.

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I was asked:

1.If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life what would it be?
OH GOD THIS QUESTION HURTS. probably french fries.

2.What was the last movie you watched?
twin peaks: fire walk with me

3.If you could do one thing, with no consequences or repercussions, what would it be?
i’d rob a goddamn bank.

4.To date, what has been your biggest highlight/best day of your life?
three-way tie amongst moving to olympia in august of 2008, running a half marathon in may of 2009, and graduating with my BA/BS this june.

5. What is your favourite thing about yourself and why?
i’m really goddamn good at making people feel comfortable opening up to me. i like this about myself because i am endlessly fascinated with people and i love hearing their stories.

6. Do you have any pet hates? What are they?
i’m no language prescriptivist but the word “addicting” sets my teeth on edge.

7. What single thing would you like to achieve/tick off your bucket list before you die?
see the aurora borealis

8. Who would you choose to play you in a movie about your life?
anna torv. she’d have to dye her hair brown but w/ev.

9. Do you have any pets? If not would you like some and what?
i have two cats, a fat black one named charley and a skinny grey one named tykki.

10. Where is the furthest you have been away from home? 
the furthest i have been from my home now is bermuda.

11. What is your favourite song who is it by and why?
it would be completely impossible for me to pick one, single, all-time favorite song, but i once described “for real” by okkervil river as my theme song. just go listen to it

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My questions:

1. what’s your party trick?

2. if you had to live in a fictional universe, which one would it be?

3. what’s the worst physical injury you ever sustained?

4. how did you sleep last night?

5. what is your comfort food?

6. if you were an action figure, what would your accessories be?

7. what’s something that makes you cringe every time you remember it? (if you answer this i will msg you a cringey moment of my own, PROMISE)

8. when you’re thinking, does it sound like your voice or someone else’s?

9. if you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?

10. what’s the last thing that made you laugh?

11. what are you proud of?

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I’m tagging:
insert-relevant-joke-here
cardboardcrackhouse
risovoye-moloko
jonyellowsnow
glassinyourfeet
neonrad
twistedsickkk
fyeaheliza
molhouse
abovethesun
mrniceguitarguy

solidussears:

mgs1 is literally just uncle ocelot babysitting big boss’ kids who keep arguing over who gets to play on the swingset and liquid keeps wearing sunglasses because he wants to look like uncle kaz

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